Relationship with parents is a LOVE / HATE thing.

My dad is 56 years old, but emotionally he's more like 5. And he made me felt like 50.

I had to apologize to him to get it over & done with.
If not, he could hold grudge for 1 more week, even a month.
The thing is, I worry he would get piles or even protitis if it stuck up his ass more than 3 days. And I am a more mature and better person than he is, so I apologized.

But while I was doing it, all I could think of was:

"Go FUCK yourself, you fucking sonofbitch."


The whole thing was so ridiculous it's almost funny. Almost. Only if he was not my dad.